Friday 17 December 2010

Stolen pies contained a secret ingredient, Viagra

A baker has revealed his pies contained a secret ingredient this year Viagra, which he let slip after a batch of pies were stolen by thieves on the way to a pie eating competition.
The pies were stolen as they were being delivered to the World Pie Eating Championships in Wigan.

Baker Vince Bowen says “they all contained traces of the pharmaceutical sex aid” which he apparently uses as a preservative to keep the potatoes firm.
The event's organiser and bar-owner, Tony Callaghan, told locals to be on the look-out for a group of "hardened criminals".
Mr Callaghan said: "It's a right cock-up. It's going to be very hard to sort this one out."
The world famous pie-eating championships have long made use of special ingredients.

The bakery came up with the idea of using Viagra after over-mushy potatoes led to record-breaking times in 2007.

1 comment:

  1. I hope the contestants are still up for the challenge, though they better end it within 4 hours. Its best to be cocksure.

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